01 April 2008

Goals for the Day

So here are my goals for the day:


1) Do actual work.



2) Do not lose temper with professional types.



3) Do not eat an entire bag of Fritos. (See previous post about glucose test and the spectacular failure thereof.)

4) Do not lose temper in staff meeting and demand to know when they're going to hire another admin to take some of the load off of me and my supervisor.

5) Do not lose temper with co-workers and yell at them to get bent and storm out.

6) Finish machine sewing receiving blankets for the Boy--he woke me up at 5:30 this morning just kick-kick-kicking on my stomach and I just let him--I'm a push over already.

7) Clean the bathroom already--it's nasty.

8) Vacuum the floors already, we're walking on kitty litter over here.

9) Make it through the work day without stripping off my clothes and completing my work in my very comfortable underwear.

10) Cook actual dinner for the Husband and not just soy corndogs.

Huh. I probably don't stand a chance of actually accomplishing all of that--anyone care to vote for the top 3 most important goals that might actually be attainable? If I actually accomplish them I'll give you props on the internet for your Wife-Savviness.

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4 Comments:

At April 1, 2008 at 3:40 PM , Anonymous C said...

Good luck with no.4!

No. 5 is doable and you'll feel great afterwards :)

I'd be careful with no. 9 (you have a few weirdo co-workers)

 
At April 1, 2008 at 5:46 PM , Anonymous the MuLLinS said...

Haha, I was lucky enough to land an internship where I got to work from home for the last couple months of my pregnancy so I literally did all my work in my very comfortable underwear unless I had some place to go :) TMI?

 
At April 1, 2008 at 7:48 PM , Anonymous Sarah said...

I say 6, 7, and 8 are the best to do. After all, your home is your castle. Or something like that. Oh, and I think you're way past the extra arms or three-eyes stage so cleaning the bathroom shouldn't be too disastrous. That's just my opinion. Completely unsupported by medical investigation. Completely supported by the (mostly) normal crack-heads. Oh dear...wait a minute. Dang it! It's all my fault!

 
At April 2, 2008 at 9:53 AM , Anonymous ~SH~ said...

I vote for 8, 9, and 10 - as those seem the easiest. My knowledge might be a bit unfair though as I know our coworkers and yeah, good luck with the other goals is all I'm sayin' over here!

 

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