You'll Thank me Later: a List

I've taken to compiling a list of things in my head, which the Boy protests right now, but I'm fairly certain he'll thank me for it later. And since I find it, by turns, comical and horrific, I thought "This is perfect blog fodder!" Plus, writing it down insures that the Boy will indeed read it and thank me later...


Dude, I know you're having a FIT now, but you THANK me later...

• for not letting you put your head in the oven
• for not letting you play with KNIVES
• for wiping your bum and keeping it clean
• for bleaching the bath toys that were in the tub when you pooped in the tub
  
• for shutting you out of the bathroom when I have my period (no further details provided)
• for fiber
• for not letting you eat lotion
• or chapstick
• or the CATS
• for brushing your teeth

Well, that was helpful! I think I'll keep adding to this one as I come across things that he protests at volume. Anyone have anything to add?