Random Randomness

OK. So I was wracking my brain trying to come up with something clever to write about today but I opted for random but mildly entertaining...lists!

Stuff I've listened to lately:

• Boys of Lough
• Carpenter's Christmas
• Sense and Sensibility Soundtrack
• Regina Spektor
• NPR

Stuff I've read lately:

• Little Women
• Christmas Carol
• LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring
• Bleak House
• Blogs

Stuff I've eaten lately:

• macaroni and cheese without the nasty cheese
• pineapple
• celery with Cesar dressing
• carrots
• chocolate chip muffins made by my own two hands
• salt and vinegar chips
• soy hot dogs
• dill pickles
• toast with cinnamon and sugar
• sour dough bread with butter
• cheerios and milk
• navel oranges
• beans

Stuff I've bought recently:

• Christmas presents for the Husband
• a star for our Christmas tree
• Christmas cards
• maternity t-shirts
• mini-twixs
• cat food
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on DVD

People I've called recently:

• My grandma
• My sister
• My mom
• the Husband

Places I've fallen asleep recently:

• Bed sweet bed...of course
• the futon (which I think might need a name)
• the car
• the shower
• the floor
• my desk. oh dear.

Things I've thought recently:

• "CRAP! I forgot to take my vitamin Saturday and Sunday!"
• "Bluuurgh. HATE. Alarm. Clock. Shut. Up. Now."
• "Get off of me, cat."
• "I wonder what this poor child is going to inherit from me that I have no control over...genetically speaking."
  
• "Yay RAIN!"
• "The Husband is attempting to come between me and my giant bowl of pineapple. Please don't take my pineapple."
• "What should I read next? Modern? Old? Modern? Old? Poetry? Nope. Play? Um. Not so much. Short stories? Maybe."
  
• "What is wrong with me?"
• "Make your own da** tables for your own da** paper."
• "How can people EAT this?"
• "The Husband is going to give me a lump of coal because I am a BAD wife."
• "I wonder how many mini-twix bars 3 different stockings can hold? I wonder if the Husband would find that as funny as I do...raining mini-twix bars! Awesome."
• "Who are these people that buy Christmas presents for their pets?"

As you can see. The Wife is kind of all over the place. Theoretically, we will be back to our previously scheduled random cleverness in the next few weeks. Until then, please stay tuned.